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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
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Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No go.
Then came..
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
No way
Next, they tried...
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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